I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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