so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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