What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
