; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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