ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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