What should our trivia night team be named?
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there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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