you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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