We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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