Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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