yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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