Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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