Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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