SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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