Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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