Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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