We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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