More tranny stories later!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
