i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
