i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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