i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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