i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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