after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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