if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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