think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I have post one night stand depression
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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