I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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