READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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