She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Best friends brother. Beat that.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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