Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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