I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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