I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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