I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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