you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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