And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just googled if crying burns calories
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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