I can't breathe out the right side of my face
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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