I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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