marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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