I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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