That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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