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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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