I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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