If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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