I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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