Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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