we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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