Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
