Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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