have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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