That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Your shirt... Was in my pants
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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