Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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