Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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