North Korea, Best Korea!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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