I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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