Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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