Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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