we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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