omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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