Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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