and you said cock pushups were impossible
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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