I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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